tell me lies

So.

I have this friend.

Lets call them, ANONYMOUS.

ANONYMOUS has a ginor-nymous LJ crush on son_of_darkness. I know basically nothing about son_of_darkness, which is why I don't feel in the least bit hesitant about making this appeal on behalf of ANONYMOUS.

In typical crush style, ANONYMOUS is struggling to find a way to express this debilitating LJ crush without looking like a nutter, scaring son_of_darkness away, or attracting ridicule from all and sundry. ANONYMOUS is impressed with son_of_darkness in almost every way, and admires son_of_darkness enough to get shy and giggly about it. ANONYMOUS is dying to get to know son_of_darkness better.

This son_of_darkness character must be teh shit!

So!

In grand high school fashion (because I'm feeling very high school at the moment), I am appealing for help from anyone on my f-list who might know son_of_darkness and know if son_of_darkness is woo-able. And HOW to woo. Not for me, of course. For my friend. ANONYMOUS.

Does son_of_darkness mind Random's friending? What might an eager fangirl do to establish a friendship with son_of_darkness? What are things to avoid? ANONYMOUS is no sickeningly squeeful fangirl-clone. ANONYMOUS is a FABULOUS person! ANONYMOUS is lots of fun, and very talented in her own right. I think anyone would like to get to know ANONYMOUS if given the chance, and all ANONYMOUS needs is a little spotlight shining on her in order to get the attention of son_of_darkness in a sea of LJ-lemmings.

Anyone feeling charitable?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Dust?

Am I going to have to leave a note on son_of_darkness's LJ?