tell me lies

First of all, thank you astridfire! I was so pleased with my gift! I felt terrible about my super vague prompt, lol, I’M SORRY D: I hope you were inspired by your own muses, since my prompt was probably nearly useless in terms of inspiration. Once again, my favourite bits were the gorgeous colours, the depth of detail (why am I so fixated on the rug????) and the art deco feel of the poster, along with that classic recruitment theme WE WANT YOU! I couldn’t even get to it quickly enough to have my comment on the first page! Well done, THANK YOU. Totally awesome xoxoxox

Second of all, thank you annafugazzi for the wonderful comments you left on the fic: In Dreams for annafugazzi at hd_holidays. I was TERRIFIED (I hope that's not insulting) to write for you, and was literally ready to throw up at any given moment while waiting for the fic to be posted. I didn't mention this to anyone, but I actually worked out the time differences then set a series of recurring alarms on my iPhone calendar at the times when new posts were scheduled to be made on the comm, and then frantically checked to see whether mine was up yet. I checked in the middle of meetings...while at dinner with friends...once, I was in a cinema which had no connection, and I could hardly concentrate on the film because I was thinking about whether the fic was posted yet or not. Yes, I am a little ashamed of myself for this. Yes, I have pretty much developed a stomach ulcer and a twitch after being on high alert for weeks and weeks. I drafted an email to the mods asking for mercy PLEASE GOD JUST TELL ME WHAT DAY MINE IS SCHEDULED FOR POSTING AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT… but then I didn’t send it because I felt like a huge puss for being such a wimp.

Anyway. I wasn't sure whether doing this would be a good idea, as it kind of comes out sounding like a series of excuses as to why my fic wasn't better, lol. Also, I totally believe in people experiencing their own version of the same story, rather than being beseiged with 'corrections' about what the author intended by this or that. However, I ultimately decided I wanted to do it anyway. I blame my entrenched desire to confess on my Catholic upbringing. Plus, I was linked by a mate who knew which fic was mine and who had happened upon a discussion of the plot elsewhere on LJ, and I was intrigued by the discussion which some of the plot points had provoked, so I thought I might put this out there to try to answer some of those questions.

( So here we go... )

Last but not least, thank you hd_holidays Mods - you guys are awesome.

The slow and steady catch up continues. Another great read.

Another amazing fic. I'm beginning to feel as if I'm over-using this word, but it really was. Please read!

THIS ONE IS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

AMAZING. If these fics keep making me feel all the feelings, I'm gonna be an emotional wreck by next week.

READ THIS FUCKING STORY RIGHT NOW.

I CRIED A BIT. I LAUGHED A LOT. I FELT ALL THE FEELINGS.

Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART FIVE! (Final)
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 8500(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror!!!
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.


I think we all know what happened between the last bit, and this next bit – unless you forgot because it took me ELEVENTY BILLION YEARS TO UPDATE!!!!!! So, should you need a refresher:

Miss PART ONE? Click here. Recap of PART TWO? Click here. One last gander at PART THREE? Click here. Another peek at PART FOUR? Click here.


( On with the show )

Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART TWO!
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 3000(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror for her birthday, and living over at her birthday community happy_berday_sa. If you'd like to wish silentauror a Happy Birthday, please click here to leave her a message at happy_berday_sa.
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.

Miss PART ONE? Click here.


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Title: Baby, It's Cold Outside
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: PG-13
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 600(ish) words
Summary: Abuse of the song of the same title - download here for the next 7 days, if you'd like a little accompanying music!
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.

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Title: Wet Dreams for hd_365
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mention of cock, and cocksucking
Length: 570(ish) words
Summary: Harry’s at the seashore – isn’t he?
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.

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asinful asked me (politely) where all the smut went - it'll be back. It's been on hiatus, but it'll be back very shortly.

Also, why the hell is my LJ clock always resetting itself to some other hemisphere's time? Not amused.